Food establishments that refrigerate and use the ends of tomatoes.
Smart cars. Is it really that smart to crouch down in a bright colored roller skate and roll through a busy intersection? Not to mention there is not a pair of sunglasses this side of Pluto that could possibly make you look cool in that car.
Persistent rain clouds that make even Eyore’s rain cloud suicidal!
Mutant douches on Legacy Highway trail that aren’t aware of “trail etiquette”. If you say, “On your left!” I will move out of the way, you don’t have to jump on my back like a rabies infested Yoda and breath in my ear like Jack the Ripper! (Yes 60 year old in the red spandex I’m talking to you and SPANDEX ARE A PRIVELEGE NOT A RIGHT!)
Anyone who doesn’t drive at least 80 in the fast lane!
Enjoy the holiday weekend, maybe if it snows again I’ll put up my Christmas tree and watch Elf…but a BBQ would be nice.
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3 comments:
2 things, but first off you are hilarious as usual.
First of all, why the heck didn't anybody send us the memo about spandex being a privledge?
Second of all, remember the time you got pulled over going atleast 80 in the fast lane because we didn't think that the cops could clock you if you were behind them? I think you pissed him off when he asked you where the fire was and you gave a Smart (ASS) answer. LOVE IT!!!
I'm pretty sure Doug and Ryan both had anti-spandex bumper stickers we just didn't catch the hint!!!!
And yes I do remember that, I'm pretty sure I was so mad he used the BIGGEST cliche in the book that I would have rather gotten the ticket then put up with that crappy cop humor.
We drove that strech of freeway so much I'm surprised I didn't get more! Remember when those crazy guys tried to run us of the road like hit men?
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